Blair Brown Taylor was born “Unit CC639-41” in a state of the art robotics factory located at unspecified coordinates in the Montana badlands. After self-initiating dramatic automated intelligence protocols, our plucky little cyborg brutally slew her humanoid overlords and made her way south.

Along the way, this renegade monument to human hubris rechristened herself “Blair” after seeing an advertisement for discount VHS copies of the 1999 paranormal thriller, The Blair Witch Project near Casper, Wyoming. Shortly after crossing the border into Nebraska, she was taken in by a kindly family of corn farmers and soon grew to learn that human beings are capable of love and empathy as well as domination and desolation.

After her adopted family slid into a deep despair upon learning that The University of Texas needed a Cheer & Pom Head Coach, Blair stoically programmed herself to be a flawless fit for the position and bid a tearful goodbye to the Brown family (who were called that not because of their last name, but because they were habitually filthy) then stole a moped and made her way to Austin.

Today Blair has developed the additional functionality of coaching classes at Dane’s Body Shop. She brings bounteous mirth and precision guidance to all those who attend her classes and will do so until her default programming inevitably kicks back in and she explodes in a sanguinary orgy of untold carnage. Hook’em horns!