Young Mister Garcia was born in rural Louisiana. One day, as Phillip was playing a game of stickball with the other lads of crawDads, a scout for the Arkadelphia Arkangels football team was passing by and was gobsmacked by Phillip’s overwhelming athleticism: his noble stride, his rippling biceps, and his stately haunches- all of this and only a boy of seven! The scoundrel scout snatched the young Garcia up and forced him to play for the team (both ways!) for the next eleven years.
By the first Reagan administration, Phillip had taken enough time away from football that he had rediscovered the spark of joy he had for the sport before his time in gridiron child captivity. Many of the great NFL football players, coaches, and cheerleaders of the eighties, nineties and early aughts were actually Phillip Garcia in progressively elaborate disguises (yep, he almost got cancelled for those 15 years when he was Emmit Smith).
Come take class with The Shop’s favorite nonagenarian because today is filled with infinite possibilities, and you should choose the ones that will make you smile! Coach Phillip has ways of making you smile…










